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cat sniffing squares

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staff:

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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e-lysium:

everything that has happened in 2020, in case you forgot

because it’s been a long year. counts up to december 20. i tried to get in as much as i could, but there will still be some things missing, because it’s been a long year.

january (timeframes will be rough)

• australian bush fires
• persian gulf crisis
• taal volcano eruption
• impeachment trial of donald trump
• covid-19 pandemic what else is there to say?
• the united kingdom’s withdrawal from the european union

february

• delhi riots
• collapse of malaysia’s coalition government
• stock market crash
• luxembourg made public transport free
• conditional peace agreement between the united states and the taliban

march

• afghanistan war crimes inquiry authorised to proceed
• tokyo summer olympics postponed to 2021
• north macedonia joins nato
• russia-saudi arabia oil price war

april

• united states designates a white supremacist group as a terrorist group for the first time
• opec and allies agree to cut oil production by 9.7 million barrels a day
• united states suspends funding to the world health organisation
• nova scotia attacks
• israeli politicians agree to form a unity government
• iran deploys first military satellite
• king salman declares people will not be executed for crimes committed as minors
• the pentagon officially releases three ufo videos
• colombia formalises its membership of the oecd

may

• venezuelan dissidents and american private military attempt to infiltrate venezuela and remove president maduro from office
• scientists discover parasitic microbe blocking mosquitos from carrying malaria
• first black hole discovered in a star system visible to the naked eye
• styrene gas leak in india
• cross-border clash at the nantha lu crossing between chinese and indian soldiers
• konarak vessel incident
• fossil analysis indicates modern humans may have arrived in europe thousands of years earlier than thought
• maternity hospital stormed by gunmen in afghanistan
• discovery of millipede fossil as the world’s oldest-known land animal dating c.425 million years
• east africa floods
• palestine terminates all agreements with israel and the united states after israel plans to annex the jordan valley
• cyclone amphan
• united states announces withdrawal from open skies treaty
• mining company rio tinto destroys sacred aboriginal caves at juukan gorge in australia
• george floyd is killed, beginning mass global protests against police racism and brutality
• costa rica becomes first central american country to legalise same-sex marriage
• chinese government votes for legislation granting powers to suppress democracy movement in hong kong
• rwandan court sentences former mayor to life imprisonment for role in rwandan genocide
• first crewed spacex flight is launched

june

• state of emergency declared by russia after 20 thousand tons of oil leaks into ambarnaya river
• libya’s government claims control of tripoli
• turkish and iranian forces begin air and artillery strikes against kurdish forces in iraqi kurdistan
• north korea demolishes kaesong’s inter-korean liaison office
• solar eclipse
• 7.5 magnitude earthquake in oaxaca, mexico
• historic three-party coalition government formed in ireland
• china passes hong kong national security law

july

• russian voters support constitutional amendment allowing vladimir putin to seek two further six-year terms
• landslide at jade mine in myanmar
• bulgarian protests against boyko borisov’s government
• mass graves uncovered in burkina faso believed to be the result of extrajudicial executions by government forces
• turkish president orders the hagia sophia in istanbul to be reverted from a museum to a mosque
• china floods
• twitter accounts of prominent politicians, ceos and celebrities hacked in bitcoin scam
• flooding of the brahmaputra river
• nasa launches mars 2020 rover mission

august

• barakah nuclear power plant in the uae becomes first commercial nuclear power station in the arab states
• beirut explosions
• belarusian protests sparked by controversial presidential election
• vladimir putin announces russia’s approval of world’s first covid-19 vaccine
• israel and uae agree to normalise relations
• stranded japanese ship breaks in mauritius and spills one thousand tonnes of oil into the ocean
• coup d'état takes place in mali
• africa is declared free of wild polio
• amazon ceo jeff bezos becomes first person ever with a net worth exceeding us$200 billion
• hurricane laura
• japanese prime minister shinzo abe resigns after seven years

september

• an agreement is signed to transition sudan into a secular state
• largest find of mammoth skeletons at construction site for airport in mexico city
• pope benedict xvi becomes longest-living pope
• kosovo and serbia announce normalisation of economic relations
• bahrain and israel agree to normalise relations
• typhoon haishen
• announcement of detection of phosphine in venus’ atmosphere
• first discovery of perfectly preserved cave bear remains in siberia, believed to be 22 thousand - 39 thousand years old
• venezuelan government is accused of crimes against humanity by human rights council
• france, germany, and the united kingdom reject china’s claims to the south china sea
• oldest known copy of any work by william shakespeare, a 1634 edition of the two noble kinsman, is found in spain
• documents of the financial crimes enforcement network are released, detailing suspicious transations valued at over us$2 trillion
• microsoft buys zenimax media in the biggest and most expensive takover in the video game industry
• deadly clashes erupt between armenian and azerbaijani forces in nagorno-karabakh

october

• the european union launches legal action against the united kingdom for overriding sections of the brexit withdrawal agreement
• new caledonia votes against independence from france
• mass protests break out in kyrgyzstan against controversial parliamentary election
• thai protests
• new zealand prime minister jacinda ardern’s labour party wins second term in office by a landslide, gaining the first parliamentary majority since introduction of new voting system in the early 90s
• nasa’s osiris-rex spacecraft becomes their first probe to retrieve samples from an asteroid
• geneva consensus declaration on women’s health and strengthening families is signed by 34 countries
• falkland islands declared free of land mines
• israel and sudan agree to normalise relations
• nasa confirms existence of molecular water on the moon
• 7.0 aegean sea earthquake
• typhoon goni

november

• amhara women, children and elderly killed in ethiopia
• tumblr melts down over supernatural ship “destiel” (dean winchester and castiel), causing this site to crash several times
• united states election concludes joe biden as president of the united states, STATES FLIP DATA
• hurricane eta
• united states exits the paris climate change accord
• armenia and azerbaijan sign ceasefire agreement
• hong kong pro-democracy lawmakers resign en masse
• nasa and spacex launch to the international space station
• hurricane iota
• brereton report into australian war crimes during the war in afghanistan released
• indian farmers’ protest
• iranian nuclear scientist mohsen fakhrizadeh is assassinated
• koshobe massacre
• lunar eclipse
• protein folding is solved

december

• arecibo telescope collapses
• the united kingdom approves covid-19 vaccine
• three activists jailed in hong kong for part in democracy protests
• united nations commission on narcotic drugs votes to remove cannabis from dangerous drugs list
• united states announces withdrawal from somali civil war
• russia begins mass vaccination against covid-19
• venezuelan parliamentary election
• the united kingdom begins mass vaccination against covid-19
• report into the christchurch mosque shootings released
• nepal and china officially agree on height of mount everest
• israel and morocco normalise relations
• end of nicolas sarkozy corruption trial in france
• the european union agrees to reduce greenhouse gas emissions by 55% over the next decade
• bhutan and israel normalise relations
• the international criminal court accuses the philippines of crimes against humanity in its war on drugs
• the united states accuses switzerland and vietnam of currency manipulation
• a new, highly-infectious strain of covid-19 begins to spread through the united kingdom and europe

jncos:

Imagine if you’re going to an Insane Clown Posse show expecting them to do their usual horrorcore rap rock and instead they come out to circus music in a tiny clown car and start throwing pies at each other and doing funny flipsy-flops and goofs and all of the juggalos are having an earnestly great time for the whole family and then they ask you on stage and you get tricked and squirted with water but in a funny, good-natured way which you handle well and then you get to take a bow and the whole audience applauds and you are laughing so hard it is the best night of your life

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wuyus:

Get To Know Me ✧ Favourite Animated Shows [3/10]

↳ Jujutsu Kaisen 呪術廻戦 - Dir. Park Sunghoo 朴 性厚 (2020-)

I don’t know how I’ll feel when I’m dead, but I don’t want to regret the way I lived.

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cyberthot666:

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transtomwambsgans:

‘whatsapp facebook and instagram are down but tumblr is completely indestructible’ false the entire site is held together by spite alone and literally broke multiple times because of one (1) gay ship in a mediocre cw show. all the bbc has to say is 'sherlock season 5’ and this place will be out of commission for days

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rakukajas asked: hot new thing: painting almost photorealistic pokemon into photographs

violets-are-trans:

iguanamouth:

nayfin:

iguanamouth:

dont know what the painting part of this means but heres some normal photographs ive taken, with my camera

With your camera? How… how did you get the first shot, on the outside of the plane?

no more questions

New Pokémon Snap (Nintendo Switch, 2021)

jackdaw-kraai:

thoughtlessthinkythoughts:

zymomonasmobilis:

aegosexual-moments:

acespec-ed:

You might be sexually attracted to that person if…

- You think sexual thoughts about the person out of nowhere

- You feel aroused upon seeing the person outside of a sexual setting

- You find yourself wondering what the person is like in bed and what their genitals look like 

- You want to have sex with that person because your body is screaming for sex with that one person in particular.

- Seriously though if you’re already horny and that person is there you will feel all hot and sexually aroused and might drool a bit and fantasies of doing X-rated things to that person will fly through your mind and your body will literally be screaming for that person to take you or for you to take that person. Even just thinking about that person while horny can do this to you.

- TMI but if you get off while fantasizing about you having sex with that person, the orgasms can be absolutely mind-blowing and may even give you leg cramps.

- You really do “just know.”

You might not be sexually attracted to that person if…

- You make a conscious effort to fantasize about sex with that person, mainly to see if you actually want to

- You feel aroused during a sexual situation, but that arousal has more to do with the activities instead of the specific person. Alternatively, you just don’t feel aroused at all.

- You feel aroused at random, but it’s directed towards no one

- You want to have sex with that person because you want to make them happy or are just horny and want to get off with a partner or want babies or want money or literally any other reason aside from your body screaming for sex with that one person in particular.

- TMI but if you try to get off while fantasizing about you having sex with that person, you may get bored and start thinking of other things. Or, you may start fantasizing about that person doing sexual things that don’t involve you in which case aegosexual might be worth looking into.

- You just don’t know.

If the “you might be sexually attracted” list boggles your mind, you are possibly asexual.

If the “you might not be sexually attracted” list boggles your mind, you are possibly not asexual.

If you can relate to the “might not be sexually attracted” list, but also feel like you’ve experienced some of the things on the “might be sexually attracted” list, it may be worth checking out some acespec identities.

(Disclaimer: This is strictly based off of my own experiences as acespec and is meant to be a guide for people questioning sexual attraction. Overall, you know yourself best and I’m not gonna tell you what you’re feeling or how to identify.)

These types of lists are always so helpful!

A big one too, I think is, you may fantasize, but the people in your fantasies are never YOU. They’re fictional characters or your OCs but they’re never you specifically. And if they are it’s an idealized version of you.

That top list makes me realize I’ve never experienced any of that, it’s kinda like when I stumbled into an ask Reddit about what sexual attraction felt like and I went “yeah, I have never felt THAT way and whatever I feel isn’t sexual attraction”

here it is, the info I’ve always wanted to see, breaking down attraction vs not-attraction in intense, analytical detail

Here’s a few more for aces who do experience aesthetic attraction and who aren’t repulsed, because goodness knows these are the ones that confused me when I was figuring things out.

If you have sexual fantasies that involve things being in a certain situation or having things done to you, but you aren’t visualizing anything or imagining specific people, you might not experience sexual attraction

If you’ve ever had the thought “masturbation is better than sex because it is more efficient and skips the boring bits,” you might not experience sexual attraction.

If you find someone attractive, but the thought of seeing them with their clothes off isn’t more attractive, it probably isn’t sexual attraction. (A naked body is just a naked body. But people are so lovely when in a look they’ve picked out to express themselves.)

If you occasionally notice body parts considered sexual and think they look nice, but do not want to do anything sexual related to those parts, it might not be sexual attraction. (I will occasionally think someone has nice boobs or a nice butt, and I assumed that was sexual attraction for a long time. But I’ve learned that for allo people, thinking those things leads to them having a response of “therefore I want to tap that” which is absolutely baffling to me. Also, again, those thoughts don’t lead to “and therefore I want to see them without clothing.”

If your response to something that seems to be making others horny is very similar to your response to those videos of “oddly satisfying” things, it might not be sexual attraction.

Well now. This explains.

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